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Suavecito's has employed a number
of models throughout. Below are some of the most popular.

If you get a chance, check out this link to our little
"music video" (it's almost 5 mb and will take awhile to download - you'll also need QuickTime
to play it).
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Jay
a.k.a. "Suavecito" a.k.a. "Mullet Man" One
of the owners and the namesake of the store, Suavecito has been
known to sport a mullet every now and then
and also dance for money. (O.K., maybe that was just back in the
day, pero que cuté).
P.S. Thank God for rolls of quarters. (Just joking, he
claims it's for real.)
Likes: Mullets
Dislikes: Fades
Theme Song: "YMCA" by The Village People
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Craig
a.k.a. "You ain't gots to lie Craig"
The other owner but not involved in the name of the store ("Suavecito y Craig" kind of
sucks doesn't it?) Well past his middle age, Craig still
thinks he's aging like wine - I guess if you like Mad Dog 20/20,
Night Train, or Thunderbird he might have a point.
Likes: Metamucil, Geritol,
Fixadent, etc.
Dislikes: Stairs, long walks, no handicapped parking
Theme Song: "You're Still a Young Man" by Tower
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Marilyn a.k.a. "La
Reina"
La Reina has been around us almost from the beginning.
Jay says they're related (cousins) but we're hard pressed to see any resemblance. She looks a lot better in a...
ummmm bikini bottom than Jay does. She wants us to take out the
reference of her in a "bikini bottom", but we can't - because
it's true - she looks a helluva lot better than Jay (in anything for
that matter). Anyway, Marilyn is great and has graced a number of our
catalogs and ads. She continues to be a favorite among our
customers. By the way, she wants this little blurb to reflect that
she's classy, not trashy. I hope we accomplished that - because
that too is true.
Likes: Class
Dislikes: Trash
Theme Song: "Naughty Girls Need Love Too" by
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Renee a.k.a. "NeNe"
Rene has been with us almost as long as
Marilyn. Another beautiful spokesmodel for Suavecito's, NeNe loves
to blow up the camera. Having broken into the big leagues with
covers in Low Rider Magazine and posters with Coors Brewing Co., NeNe
finally felt she was ready to do Suavecito's Apparel Co. justice and
present our clothes with the look they deserve.
Likes: Chubby's Chili Cheese
Fries w/Chicharrones
Dislikes: Clothes
Theme Song: "Work It" by Missy Eliot
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Big
Merle a.k.a. "El Miklo" Big Merle (a.k.a. Barney when he's
wearing his purple zoot, a.k.a. Kool-Aid when he's wearing the red zoot,
a.k.a. Big Bird when he's in the yellow zoot) is
the leader of the Suavecito plus size modeling crew. Click
on the pic and check out Miklo and his future ex-wife.
Likes: Food (any kind, it doesn't
matter - he's an eating machine). OK, maybe Outback Steakhouse,
but that's not a product endorsement, the dude has minimal taste.
Dislikes: Vegetables and Exercise
Theme Song: The Chili's "Baby Back Rib" song
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